Who's that dragging what looks like a pink sack of spanners
downthe road? His swollen folly on a supermarket trolley to
alleviate the loadTesticular tomfoolery To the rescue of
humanity It looks a lot of balls to me Fun and japes and merry
frolics With Buster Gonad's bulbous bouncing . . . Bags of
fun with Buster And his super scrotal cluster Who's that
lad with his cobblers clad in a disguise of someform? When the
cosmic power of a meteorite shower made them swellbeyond the
norm Now here he comes to save mankind His enormous nuts not far
behind And they're not the salted kind He cures mutes and
alcoholics When they first see his bulbous bouncing . . . Bags
of fun with Buster And his super scrotal cluster There's
bags of fun with Buster See them shine with evil lustre Buster!
Watch out for that revolving door Ooh Buster! They look so
incredibly sore Buster! Especially as you drag them through that
powerful cleaning agent someone spilled upon the floor Ooh
Buster! why do you let your sack swing so low? "Sax swing solo?"
Yeah! Fun and japes and merry frolics With Buster Gonad's
bulbous bouncing . . . Bags of fun with Buster And his super
scrotal cluster Doctor Who could defeat the Daleks if he had
Buster's swinging space age . . . Bags of fun with Buster
And his double Sputnik thruster Bags of fun with Buster Just to
stroke them would disgust her Bags of fun with Buster If she
held them would you trust her? Bags of fun with Buster Loads
more balls than General Custer Bags of fun with Buster Lots more
scrots than you could muster