He was walking in a graveyard
It was dawn on a holiday
She was dancing alone
On the top of the gravestone
Looking for someone to pray to her
He said
Dream girl, look down on me
Dream girl, shine on...shine on me
He went to the ultimate PTA meeting
A thousand single mothers were there
His dream girl came
And sat next to him and said,
What are you doing
with those underpants on your head
Dream girl, look down on me
Dream girl, shine on...shine on me
There's a war going on inside your body
Your mind's going along for the ride
Rise up citizen
Stand up boy
For your sake if not for mine
There's a war going on inside your body
Your mind's going along for the ride
Rise up citizen
Stand up boy
Get your dream and reality combined
He was begging door to door
For some radical cause
When he saw his dream girl shine
She was shining up the furniture
With mayonnaise
He said, Dream girl, be mine
Be mine all mine
She looked at him and said,
Gitchie-gitchie goo
For a man you're kinda cute
But tell me what you trying to do
to save the world
I am worshiping you dream girl
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