Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named AlAnd he lived in a
sewer with his hamster palBut the sanitation workers really
didn't approveSo he packed up his accordion and had to
moveTo a city in Ohio where he lived in a treeAnd he worked in a
nasal decongestant factoryAnd he played on the company bowling
teamAnd every single night he had a strange recurring dreamWhere
he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour creamBut that's
really not important to the storyWell, the very next year he met
a dental hygenistWith a spatula tattooed on her arm (on her
arm)But he didn't keep in touchAnd he lost her numberThen
he got himself a job on a tater tot farmAnd he spent his life
savings on a split level caveTwenty miles below the surface of
the earth (of the earth)And he really makes a mighty finejelly
bean and pickle sandwichFor what it's worthThe one day Al
was in the forest trying to get a tanWhen he heard the tortured
screaming of a funny little manHe was caught in a bear trap and
Al set him freeAnd the guy that he rescued was grateful as could
beAnd it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TVSo he gives
Al a contract and whaddya know?Now he's got his very own
Weird Al show!
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