WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - PARTY AT THE LEPER COLONY Lyrics

Finger food and an ice cold kegIt won't cost you an arm and a legDance all night to a rotten bandCome on, people, let's give 'em a handSaturday night, it's the place to beEverybody cut footloose with meAt the party at the leper colonyOh, there's a party at the leper colonyHeyMet a little lady so pretty and youngShe was quite a little talker 'till the cat got her tongueShe oozed up beside me, I turned on my charmWell, pretty soon she was completely disarmedI said, "Girl, now don't fall to pieces on me"But she cried her eyes out - literallyAt the party at the leper colonyOh, there's a party at the leper colonyHey, heyHey now, buddy, don't you give me no lipSorry I was using your head for dipThere's a guy in the hot tub, I don't know whoWait a minute, it looks like StuWell, hold the phone now, what do I see?Another pretty mama got her eye on meAt the party at the leper colonyOh, there's a party at the leper colonyThere's a party at the leper colony(Party at the leper colony)There's a party at the leper colony(Party at the leper colony)Oh, there's a party at the leper colonyYeah, party at the leper colonyWell, there's a party at the leper colony(Party at the leper colony)Hey