Peter Parker was pitifulCouldn't have been any shyerMary
Jane still wouldn't notice himEven if his hair was on
fireBut then one day he went to that science labThat mutated
spider came downOh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's
wallsAnd he's swingin' all over townLa li la, li de
daLa la, li le la da dumSling us a web, you're the
Spider-ManSling us a web tonight'Cause we're all in
the mood for a hero nowAnd there's evil doers to fightNow
Harry the rich kid's a friend of hisWho horns in on Mary
JaneBut to his great surprise it seems she prefers guysWho can
kiss upside down in the rain"With great power comes great
responsibility"That's the catch phrase of old Uncle BenIf
you missed it, don't worry, they'll say the lineAgain
and again and againOh, la la la, di de daLa la, di di da da
domNow Norman's a billionare scientistWho never had time
for his sonBut then something went screw and before you knew
heWas trying to kill everyoneAnd he's ridin' around on
that glider thingAnd he's throwin' that weird pumpkin
bombYes, he's wearin' that dumb Power Rangers maskBut
he's scarier without it onSling us a web, you're the
Spider-ManSling us a web tonight'Cause you're brave
and you're strong and so limber nowBut where'd you
come up with those tights?It's a pretty sad day at the
funeralNorman Osborn has bitten the dustAnd I heard Harry's
said he wants Spider-Man deadAw, but his buddy Pete he can
trustOh, and M.J. is all hot for Peter nowAw, but Peter, he just
shuts her downMary Jane, don't you cry, you can give it a
tryAgain when the sequal comes 'roundOh, la la la, di de
daLa la, di di da da dumSling us a web, you're the
Spider-ManSling us a web tonight'Cause we all sure could
use us a hero nowAnd we think that you'll do all right
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