As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grainI take a
look at my wife and realize shes very plainBut thats just
perfect for an Ahmish like meYou know I shun fancy things like
electricityAt 4:30 in the morinin Im milkin cowsJebadiah feeds
the chickens and Jacob plows, foolAnd Ive been milkin and plowin
so long that even Ezekiel thinksthat my mind is goneIm a man of
the land I'm into disiplineGot a bible in my hand and a
beard on my chinBut if I finish all of my chores, and you finish
thineThen tonight were gunna party like its 1699We been spendin
most our lives livin in an Ahmish paradiseI churn butter once or
twice livin in an Ahmish paradiseIts hard work and sacrafice
livin in an Ahmish paradiseWe sell quilts at discount price
livin in an Ahmish paradiseA local boy kicked me in the butt
last weekI just smiled at him and I turned the other cheekI
really dont care in fact I wish him wellCuz I'll be laughin
my head off when hes burnin in HellBut I never punched a tourist
even if he deserved itAn Ahmish with a 'tude? You know
thats unheard ofI never wear buttons but i got a cool hatAnd my
homies agree I really look good in black, foolIf you ever come
to visit youll be bored to tearsWe havent even paid the phone
bill in 300 yearsBut we aint really quaint so please dont point
and stairWe're just technologically imparedTheres no phones
no lights no motor carsNot a single luxuryLike Robinson Carruso,
its as primitive as can beWe been spendin most our lives livin
in an Ahmish paradiseWere just plain and simple guys livin in an
Ahmish paradiseThers no time for sin and vice livin in an Ahmish
paradiseWe dont fight we all play nice livin in an Ahmish
paradiseHichin up the buggy, churnin lots a butterRaised a barn
on monday, soon I'll raise anoderThink your really
rightous, think your pure at heartWell I know Im a million times
as humble as thou artIm the pious guy the little Ahmletts wanna
be likeOn my kness day and night scorin points for the after
lifeSo dont be vain, and dont be winieOr else my brother I might
have to get midevil on your hinyWe been spendin most our lives
livin in an Ahmish paradiseWere all crazy menanites livin in an
Ahmish paradiseTheres no cops or traffic lights livin in an
Ahmish paradiseBut you'd probably think it bites livin in
an Ahmish paradise
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