The first thing at Christmas,That's such a pain to me:Is
finding a Christmas tree,The second thing at
Christmas,That's such a pain to me:rigging up the
lights,and finding a Christmas tree,The third thing at
ChristmasThat's such a pain to me:hangovers, rigging up the
lightsand finding a Christmas tree,The fourth thing at
Christmas,That's such a pain to me:sending Christmas
cards,hangovers, rigging up the lightsand finding a Christmas
treeThe fifth thing at ChristmasThat's such a pain to
me:Five month of bills,sending Christmas cards,hangovers,
rigging up the lightsand finding a Christmas treeThe sixth thing
at ChristmasThat's such a pain to me:Facing my in-laws,five
months of bills,I hate those Christmas cards,hangovers, rigging
up these lightsand finding a Christmas tree,The seventh thing a
Christmas,that's such a pain to me:the Salvation Army,
facing my in-laws,five months of bills, sending Christmas
cards,ohhh geeez, I'm tryin to rig up these lightsand
finding a Christmas treeThe eighth thing at
Christmas,that's such a pain to me:(kids voice) I want a
transformer for Christmas,Charities and what do you mean your
in-laws?five months of bills, uh makin up these cards,please get
me a beer huh,what we have no extension cords?and finding a
Christmas tree,The ninth thing at Christmasthat's such a
pain to me:finding parking spaces,(kid) daddy I want some
candy,donations, facing my in-lawsfive months of bills,writing
out those Christmas cards,hangovers, now why the hell are they
blinking?and finding a Christmas tree,The tenth thing at
ChristmasThat's such a pain to me:Batteries not included,
no parking spaces,(kid) by me something, get a job you
bum,facing my in-laws, five months of bills,yo-ho sending
Christmas cards,oh-geez look at this,one light goes out they all
go out,and finding a Christmas tree,The eleventh thing at
ChristmasThat's such a pain to me:Stale T.V. specials,
batteries not included,no parking spaces(kid) mum I gotta go
bathroom,charites, she's a witch I hate her,five months of
bills,i dont even know half these people,oh who has the toilet
paper,turn the flashlight on I blew a fuseand finding a
Christmas tree,The twelfth thing at Christmasthat's such a
pain to me:singing Christmas carols, stale T.V.
specials,batteries not included, no parking,(kid crying),
charities, gonna make em dinner,five months of bills,I'm
not sending em mister that's it,shut up you, you're so
smart you rig up the lightsand finding a christmas tree.
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