Narrator: "Now it's time for silly songs with Larry.The part
of the show where Larry comes out and sings a sillysong.Our
curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morningbath, is
searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Larrycries
out..."Larry: "Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my
hairbrush? Oh,where,oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where,
oh, where, oh,where, oh,where oh, where ... is my
hairbrush?"Narrator: "Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the
scene.Shocked andslightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a
towel, Paregains hiscomposure and reports ..."Pa: "I think I saw
a hairbrush back there!"Larry: "Back there is my hairbrush. Back
there is my hairbrush.Backthere, back there, oh, where, back
there, oh, where, oh, where,backthere, back there, back there
... is my hairbrush?"Narrator: "Having heard his joyous
proclamation, JuniorAsparagus entersthe scene. Shocked and
slightly embarrassed at the sight ofLarry in atowel, Junior
regains his composure and comments ..."Junior: "Why do you need
a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!"Narrator: "Larry is
taken aback. The thought had never occuredto him.No hair? What
would this mean? What will become of him? Whatwill becomeof his
hairbrush? Larry wonders ..."Larry: "No hair for my hairbrush.
No hair for my hairbrush. Nohair, nohair, no where, no hair, no
hair, no hair, no where back there,no hair.. for my
hairbrush."Narrator: "Having heard his wonderings, Bob the
Tomato entersthe scene.Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the
sight of Larry in atowel, Bobregains his composure and confesses
..."Bob: "Larry, that old hairbrush of yours ... Well, you never
useit, youdon't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry
... I didn't know. ButI gaveit to the Peach - 'cause
he's got hair!"Narrator: "Feeling a deep sense of loss,
Larry stumbles back andlaments..."Larry: "Not fair! Oh, my
hairbrush. Not fair! My poor hairbrush.Notfair, not fair, no
hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not fair,notfair, not fair!
My little hairbrush!"Narrator: "Having heard his lament, the
Peach enters the scene.Himselfin a towel, both Larry and the
Peach are shocked and slightlyembarrassed at the sight of each
other. But recognizing Larry'sgenerosity, the Peach is
thankful ..."Peach: "Thanks for the hairbrush."Narrator: "Yes,
good has been done here. The Peach exits thescene.Larry smiles,
but, still feeling an emotional attachment forthehairbrush,
calls out ..."Larry: "Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, oh
my hairbrush.Takecare, take care, don't dare not care. Take
care. Nice hair. Nofair.Take care, take care ... of my
hairbrush."Narrator: "The end!"
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