VEGGIE TALES - BILLY JOE MCGUFFERY Lyrics

Now Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid.On the first day of first grade, I'll tell you what he did.He tripped over a pencil box and flew up in the air,Landed on a kangaroo who pulled out all his hair.He needed first aide, in the first grade.First aide, in the first grade.First aide, in the first grade.You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed.Oh, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid.On the second day of second grade, I'll tell you what he did.He slipped on a banana peel and flew up in the sky, Landed on a chimpanzee who poked him in the eye.He needed first aide, in the second grade.First aide, in the second grade.First aide, in the second grade.You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed.Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid,on the third day of third grade I'll tell you what he did.He fell out of a fishing boat, splashed into the sea..Landed on a moreo who bit him on the knee.He needed first aide, in the third grade.First aide, in the third grade.First aide, in the third grade.You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed.12th grade!Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey was a really clumsy kid, On the twelfth day of tweltfth grade I'll tell you what he did.Walked into financial aide and fell and broke a bone.showed them all his bills and got a great big college loan!He needed first aide, in the twelfth grade.First aide, in the twelfth grade.First aide, in the twelth grade.You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed.You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he payed.