The Great War began Upon the first pie thrownBetween the Rhubarb
Empire And the Kingdom Scone.While the pies did sailAnd men fell
- creamed,Rose a family unitedAnd a house redeemedThis is a tale
of a Princess and a Duke and a Mother-in-law...Who's
related to the Princess Who at the end of the story Becomes
related to the Duke It's kind of complicated...It happened
once upon a time...Duke, Duke His name is Duke.A snappy dresser
and an upright Cuke!Most folks say he is a handsome man,With the
rough dimensions of a rack of lamb!Sweet, Sweet Petunia Sweet.Her
eyes are sparkly and her hair is neat.She was named the princess
of her senior prom,Now she lives as a peasant with her aging
mom.Love, Love True, true love The kind most fairy tales are
made up ofBut we've heard these stories and if we're
correct True love's a little different than you'd
expect.Oh Duke, The people of Scone Are turning against you For
showing kindness Toward Petunia.Love, Love True, True Love! The
kind this fairytaleis made up of! We reiterate our theme,Now so
well rehearsed;True Love's the kind of loveThat thinks of
others first! True Love's the kind of love That thinks of
others first!
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