UGLY DUCKLING - A LITTLE SAMBA Lyrics

1 ... 2 ... 3 ...[CHORUS]This is just a little sambaWith all the typical dramaFeel the rhythm of the conga (come on)This is just a little samba[Andy and Dizzy tag-teaming]Yo man, I'm living grandiose, puffin on an AmbassadorPaid in full, kill the bull, like a matadorFlash the cash, make my album cover shinierMy head's spinning like a discus, and if this is [just a littlesamba]then I'm straight, with the seven-course meal on my plateI put my leftovers in the doggie bagI got moves like Mr. Miyagi hadWith the "wax off, wax on," I'll play you like ZaxxonGirls love my songs, sunbathing on the back lawn"Ju ... look ... mahvellous"C'mon young lady, get in the car with us, superstar deluxe(hey!)I'm always animated cause my game's so tight, that I keep itlaminatedWell, if that's true, why you living with ya mama?Shh! It's just a little samba ...[CHORUS w/ EINSTEIN SCRATCHING]This is just a little sambaWith all the typical dramaFeel the rhythm of the conga (come on)This is just a little sambaYo, I make all the mon-ayNo you don'tI get all the girlsNo you don't!I put it down on fools!No you don't (huh?)No you don't (man ...)No you don't!You might spot me in Versace suitsWhen I'm at award shows paparazzi shootI own a fly home, four-car garageWith rides for me and my entourageHold up, I got a emailIt's a femaleGirls pressing on me like Lee NailI make the hits that you hear on the jukebox (so?)Chicks come hotter than Arizona rooftopsI got this one, she's a PlaymateWhen I met her she was looking at my gold Dizzy nameplateBut I had to vacate, I said "I'm gonna miss our date cause myplane's late"(plane?)Yeah, I own a plane and I also bought a yachtSo I scuba in Bermuda when the weather gets hotAnd I travel a lot ...The why you livin with ya mama?Man, it's just a little samba![CHORUS]This is just a little sambaWith all the typical dramaFeel the rhythm of the conga (come on)This is just a little sambaI make all the moneyNo you don'tI get all the girlsNo you don't!I got my own sitcom!No you don't (huh?)No you don't (what?)No you don't!I star in the moviesNo you don'tI run my own labelNo you don'tMan, I only date modelsNo you don't (huh?)No you don't (hey?)No you don't![Talking]Man, I got more property than MonopolyNo you don'tMan, I drive a flying car!No, no you don'tMan, I got two pet sharks ...Your mom lets you have sharks in the house?Man, ge ... wha?C'mon man, the song's over man