| Tism Lyrics |
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| - (He'll Never Be An) 'ol Man River |
- (Hell Never Be An) Old Man River |
| - (I Think I've Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out |
- (I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And) Whittle Away My Fur |
| - (There's Gonna Be) Sex Tonite |
- 40 Years - Then Death |
| - A Faceful Of Divertimenti |
- Abscess Makes The Heart Grow Fonder |
| - All Homeboys Are Dickheads |
- All Ordinaries Index |
| - Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'don't Walk' |
- Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says Dont Walk |
| - And The Ass Said To The Angel: 'wanna Play Kick To |
- Apology Of The Thai Drug Runner |
| - Aussiemandias |
- Australia - The World's Suburb |
| - Babies Bite Back |
- Backstage With Ron Hitler |
| - Bash This Up Your Ginger |
- Been Caught Wankin' |
| - Bfw |
- Bishop = Handjob |
| - Boot Party |
- Channel Turd |
| - Choose Bad Smack |
- Come Back Dj, Your Record Is Scratched |
| - Consumption Tax |
- Dazed And Confucious |
| - Death Death Death Amway Amway Amway |
- Defecate On My Face |
| - Denial Works For Me |
- Dicktatorship |
| - Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen |
- Drop The 'tude |
| - Dumb 'n' Base |
- Eckermann Is Very Silly |
| - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me |
- Existentialtism |
| - Ezra Pound - Axe King |
- Ezra Pound - Axe King 2 |
| - Father And Son |
- Five Yards |
| - Fourteen Years In Rowville |
- Fuck 'em, Fuck 'em - The Lot Of 'em |
| - Garbage |
- Gas! Gas! An Ecstacy Of Fumbling |
| - Get Thee In My Behind, Satan |
- Get Thee To A Nunnery |
| - Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown |
- Give Up For Australia |
| - Go The Knuckle |
- Gotta Root Out Of It |
| - Great Expectorations |
- Greg The Stop Sign |
| - Greg! The Stop Sign! |
- Hello To All Our New Tism Fans |
| - Honk If You Love Fred Durst |
- I Don't Want Tism, I Want A Girlfriend |
| - I Drive A Truck |
- I Go Off |
| - I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt |
- I Shit Me |
| - I'll 'ave Ya |
- I'm Interested In Apathy |
| - I'm Into Led Zep |
- If You Ever Hear His Name, Harden Not Your Arterie |
| - If You Want The Toilet, You're In It |
- If You're Creative, Get Stuffed |
| - If You're Not Famous At Fourteen, You're Finished |
- If You're Ugly, Forget It |
| - In Defense Of Poetry |
- Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge |
| - Jesus Pots The White Ball |
- Johnny To B. Or Not To B. Goode |
| - Julius Seizure (Act Iii, Scene Ii, Verse 73-118) |
- Jung Talent Time |
| - Kate, Fischer Of Men |
- Kevin Borich Expressionism |
| - Kevin Borich Expressionism Parts 1,2 And 4 |
- Kill Americans |
| - Kill Yourself Now And Avoid The Rush |
- Leo's Toltoy |
| - Let's Club It To Death |
- Let's Form A Company |
| - Life Kills |
- Life Kills 2 |
| - Lillee Caught Dilly Bowled Milli Vanilli |
- Long Hard Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Dr |
| - Lose Your Delusion Ii |
- Loser, Losing, Lost |
| - Lyric For Jack |
- Martin Scorcese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow |
| - Michael Hutchence In Hell |
- Michael Jackson's Conveyor Belt |
| - Mistah Eliot - He Wanker |
- Morrison Hostel |
| - Mourningtown Ride |
- Mr. Ches Baragwanath - State Auditor General |
| - My Brilliant Huntington's Chorea |
- My Generation |
| - Neighbours - Everybody Loves Good Neighbours |
- Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The House Of Repre |
| - Nick Cave And Jim Morrison Play Kick To Kick |
- Opposite Day |
| - Play Mistral For Me |
- Professor Derrida Deconstructs |
| - Pus |
- Pus Of The Dead |
| - Put Your Dog To Sleep |
- Rebel Without A Paunch |
| - Recorded By Triple J, Jan 23 1993, Melbourne Showg |
- Ron Hitler Barassi Talks About How He Does It |
| - Root |
- Russia |
| - Saturday Night Palsy |
- Schoolies Week |
| - Sex Tonite |
- Sickie |
| - State Schools Are Great Schools |
- Strictly Loungeroom |
| - Subliminal Satanic Message |
- Take Your Love |
| - Tale Of Two Faeces |
- Teenage Fucking Jesus |
| - Ten Points For A Razor Scooter |
- The Art-income Dialectic |
| - The Australian Guitar Hero Makes His Last Stand |
- The Back Upon Whic Jezza Jumped |
| - The Ballad Of John Bonham's Coke Roadie |
- The Ballad Of Paul Keating |
| - The Ballad Of The Semetic Nazi |
- The Fosters Carpark Boogie |
| - The Judeo-christian Ethic |
- The Last Australian Guitar Here |
| - The Law Of Repulsion After Orgasm |
- The Love You Take Equals The Love You Make So Baby |
| - The Men's Room |
- The Mordialloc Road Duplicator |
| - The Mystery Of The Artist Explained |
- The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happier Is T |
| - The Parable Of Glenn Mcgrath's Haircut |
- The Parable of Glenn Mcgraths Haircut |
| - The Tism Boat Hire Offer |
- The Tism Nightsoil Cart And Horse Blues |
| - There's More Men In Children Than Wisdom Knows |
- Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear |
| - Thunderbirds Are Coming Out |
- Tism Club Song |
| - Untz Untz Untz Untz |
- Volare |
| - Watering Systems |
- We Are The Champignons |
| - Weddings, Parties, Anything |
- Wham Bam Thank You Imam |
| - Whatareya |
- While My Catarrh Gently Weeps |
| - Whinge Rock |
- Would The Last Person To Leave Please Turn Out The |
| - X-treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse |
- Yob |