Won't you be my girlWon't you be my girlWon't you
be my, be my,Be my girlI was blue and lonely,I couldn't
sleep a winkAnd I could only get unconsciousIf I'd had to
much to drinkThere was somehow, something wrong somewhere,And
each day seemed grey and deadThe seeds of desperationWere
growing in my headI needed inspiration,A brand new start in
life,Somewhere to place affection,But I didn't want a
wifeAnd then by lucky chance I sawIn a special magazineAn ad
that was unusual,The like I'd never seen,"Experience
something differentWith our new imported toy,She's loving,
warm, inflatibleAnd a guarantee of joy"She came all wrapped in
cardboard,All pink and shrivelled downA breath of air was all
she neededTo make her lose that frownI took her to the
bedroomAnd pumped her with some life,And later in a momentThat
girl became my wifeAnd so I sit her in the cornerAnd sometimes
stroke her hairAnd when I'm feeling naughtyI blow her up
with airShe's cuddly and she's bouncy,She's like
a rubber ball,I bounce her in the kitchenAnd I bounce her in the
hallAnd now my life is differentSince Sally came my wayI wake up
in the morningAnd have her on a trayShe's everything they
say she wasAnd I wear a permanent grin,And I only have to
worryIn case my girl wears thinWon't you be my
girlWon't you be my girlWon't you be my, be my,Be my
girl
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