When you reach number tenAnd think the struggle endsBut it
ain't the endIt's only a trendYou have to
unbend'Cause it's only a trendDon't lose all your
friendsDon't make your heroes endWhen you reach number
eightIt ain't no pearly gate'Cause it won't
satiateYour growing appetiteYou can ply your tradeAnd push your
crusadeEmancipate or indoctrinate, but theTraps are all laid for
any honest crusadeYour old values will fadeAs you struggle to
make the gradeAs you struggle to make the gradeYou needn't
bother!When you hit number fourYou're almost through the
doorBut there's a whole lotMore you just can't
ignoreThe telephone's sure, you know the scoreBut
don't let this uproarDissipate your encoreIt's written
in the newsHow you paid your duesBut you've no excuseFor the
people you abuseWhen you reach number oneYou can beat your
drumYou can sack your roadies in BirminghamWhen your record is
platinumYou can stick it to the [band]To the wall like
you've always plannedIt's written in the news how you
paid your duesBut you've no excuse for the people you
abuseWhen you reach number tenThe people you abuseNo excuseFor
the people you abuseYou've got no excuseFor the people you
abuse