Five names that I can hardly stand to hear,Including yours and
mine and one more chump who isn't hereI can see the ladies
talking, how the times were getting hardAnd that fearsome
excavation on Magnolia BoulevardYes, I'm going insaneAnd
I'm laughing at the frozen rainAnd I'm so aloneHoney,
when they gonna send me home?Bad sneakers and a piņa colada, my
friendStomping on the avenue by Radio City with aTransistor and a
large sum of money to spendYou fella, you tear on up the
streetYou wear that white tuxedo, how you gonna beat the heat?Do
you take me for a fool, do you think that I don't seeThat
ditch out in the valley that they're digging just for
me?Yes, I'm going insaneAnd I'm laughing at the frozen
rainAnd I'm so aloneHoney, when they gonna send me home?Bad
sneakers and a piņa colada, my friendStomping on the avenue by
Radio City with aTransistor and a large sum of money to spend
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