Sixteen years old, looking for a hideawayI'm a set designer,
my Mum and Dad thinking I'm gayI'm a lazy bugger, but I
like my sportLike girls and music, I'm happy, happy sort (of
a guy)But there's one thing I'm lacking it's
sexual experienceSo I ask you, my sweetheart save me from this
wildernessI've dreamed, honey, of a night like thisWhere I
come from, love is just a hole in the wallAnd the steel mills
ring out and generations heed the callAnd the rain never stops
and the skies are greyAnd the chance of romance slim as a bright
sunny dayThis is partly the reason I'm so overwhelmed and
shyBecause your beauty, by contrast is gonna make a young man
cryI've dreamed, honey, of a night like thisI've
schemed, honey, of a night like thisYou don't know what it
means to a boy from a suburban homeTo be left with a woman like
you completely aloneI've dreamed, honey, of a night like
thisNice place you've got here, babenever seen a house like
thisPool like an ocean, bed like a football pitchAll the guys at
the boozer, won't believe my luckBut it couldn't have
happened to a nicer bloke (than me)So here we are, the
record's gotten stuck in the grooveMy knees are trembling,
c'mon baby, make a moveI've dreamed, honey, of a night
like thisI've schemed, honey, of a night like thisI've
dreamed, I've schemed, honey of a night like thisI've
dreamed, honey, of a night like this