Pepperoni!And it was all just a dream...Baby, Rap
song...Ho!I'm the confused necklace I keep getting
restless,Eat' twenty pounds of pasghetti for
breakfast,Still showing up on your ten best dressed list,I told
you my name is MC Defenseless.Duct tape wrapped around my
feet,Held hostage before the big track meet,Fourteen feet from
18th Street,I know for a fact that you think I'm neat.YO,
if you stick around like a fly on the wall,With surround sound
you found that you hear it all,When it all comes through, I
heard you say subdued?*high pitched vocal: I never thought money
really mattered to you!And all the king's horses and all the
king's men,Took all the king's credit and they started
to spend,And all on the wife, it's such a tragedy
when...*high pitched vocal: You're moving with your auntie
and uncle in bel air!Ladies and gentleman, the worst freestyle
rapper ever!ok, um, uh, uh, give me a second. Uh, shoot! Uh,
alright here we go.If apples are green, and carrots are orange,
and then we go and then you go... nothingwait... what rhymes
with orange? Ah geez I really am bad. Um, just give.. gimme a
second...Nah man, you're done.Who's that wearin'
those silly shoes?We are wearing those silly shoes!Well I really
hate those silly shoes.Well we really like those silly
shoes!Please stop wearin' those silly shoes!We won't
stop wearin' those silly shoes!They're just shoes,
man!Well I've learned to respect your silly shoes.Then
respect for you is somethin' we won't lose!Can I try
on a pair of your silly shoes?Man, quit talkin' about those
silly shoes.You say I'm boring, but I say hardlyLet's
get together and have a pizza party!Pepperoni!And it was all
just a dream......Forever...Snakes