Have you seen my girlfriend She lives in a pig pen Have you
seen my girlfriend I can't seem to find her Perhaps she
is hiding Underneath a blade of grass CHORUS Let's take
the whole day off Let's take the whole day off Let's
take the whole day off . . . Have you seen my new house Looks
just like a dog house Have you seen my new house Someone saw it
walking Straight into the ocean He thought it was an ivory boat
CHORUS BRIDGE Maybe--it's just a bad dream and
I'll wake up soon But I don't think I'll be so
lucky Maybe--it's just one of those strange days when
nothing seems right No nothing seems right at all Went up to a
pay phone on a bathroom wall But I can't remember who I
want to call Operator can you help me Have you seen my garden
It is most peculiar Have you seen my garden Nothing there that
grows Looks anything at all like plants I hear their voices . .
. Let's take the whole day off . . . CHORUS Have you
seen my girlfriend Have you seen my girlfriend . . .