I'll tell you 'bout a caveman lived a million years ago
When mother earth was young and dinosaurs walked to and fro His
skull contained but half a brain but he didn't mind at all
He's a hot shot caveman, yah do dah (?) Who loved to fight
and brawl He walked the misty plate in time to find whatever he
could find Then at last he saw her there, covered with hair A
cavegirl looking right his way, half naked, half well who can
say Such a thing he'd never seen before, Well then need I
tell you more The caveman fell in love, love, love And so he
wielded his club Oooh oooh what could he do? You can't
blame a fellow for trying his luck, He's just a simple
caveman who wanted to--- Well when the cavegirl came around she
had some things to relate about the methods he used to
communicate And she said-- (Female spoken) I never expected
a caveman to exhibit much finesse, but a fifty pound club
ain't exactly a caress So if you want to call me, you
better learn to talk Until you learn some manners buddy, Take
a walk!
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