Pickering Tonight, old man, you did it You did it...You did it
You said that you would do it And indeed you did I thought that
you would rue it I doubted you'd do it But now I must admit
it That succeed you did You should get a medal Or be even made a
knight Henry It was nothing Really nothing Pickering All alone
you hurdled Ev'ry obstacle in sight Henry Now, wait...Now,
wait Give credit where it's due A lot of the glory goes to
you Pickering But you're the one who did it Who did it, who
did it As sturdy as Gibraltar Not a second did you falter
There's no doubt about it You did it I must have aged a
year tonight At times I thought I'd die of fright Never was
there a momentary lull Henry Shortly after we came in I saw at
once we'd easily win And after that I found it deadly dull
Pickering You should have heard the ooh's and ah's
Ev'ry one wondering who she was Henry You'd think
they'd never seen a lady before Pickering And when the
Prince of Transylvania Asked to meet her And gave his arm to
lead her to the floor I said to him: You did it You did it...You
did it They thought she was ecstatic And so damned aristocratic
And they never knew That you did it Henry Thank Heavens for
Zoltan Karparthy If it weren't for him I would have died of
boredom He was there, all right And up to his old tricks Mrs.
Pearce Karparthy That dreadful Hungarian Was he there Henry Yes
That blackguard who uses the science of speech More to blackmail
and swindle than teach He made it the devilish business of his
"To find out who this Miss Doolittle is" Ev'ry time we
looked around There he was, that hairy hound From Budapest Never
leaving us alone Never have I ever known A ruder pest
Fin'lly I decided it was foolish Not to let him have his
chance with her So I stepped aside and let him dance with her
Oozing charm from ev'ry pore He oiled his way around the
floor Ev'ry trick that he could play He used to strip her
mask away And when at last the dance was done He glowed as if he
knew he'd won And with a voice to eager And a smile too
broad He announced to the hostess That she was a fraud Mrs.
Pearce No Henry Ja wohl Her English is too good, he said Which
clearly indicates that she is foreign Whereas others are
instructed in their native language English people aren't
And although she may have studied with an expert
Di'lectician and grammarian I can tell that she was born
Hungarian Not only Hungarian, but of royal blood She is a
princess Servants Congratulations, Professor Higgins For your
glorious victory Congratulations, Professor Higgins You'll
be mentioned in history Rest of Servants (Simultaneously)
Congratulations Professor Higgins For your glorious Victory
Congratulations Professor Higgins Sing hail and hallelujah
Ev'ry bit of credit For it all belongs to you Footman
(Simultaneously with Rest of Servants) This evening, sir, you
did it You did it...You did it You said that you would do it And
indeed you did This evening, sir, you did it You did it...You did
it We know that we have said it But-you did it and the credit For
it all belongs to you