Brian, the babe they called brian,He grew, he grew, and grew,Grew
up to be, grew up to be,A boy called brian. a boy called brian,He
had arms, and legs, and hands, and feet,The boy, whose name was
brian.And he grew, he grew, grew, and grew,Grew up to be, yes,
he grew up to be,Yes, his name was brian, a teenager called
brian.And his face became spotty, yes, his face became
spotty,And his voice dropped down low,And things started to
grow, on young brian and so,He was certainly no, no girl named
brian,Not a girl named brian.And he started to shave, and have
one of the wrist,And want to see girls, and go out and get
pissed,A man called brian, this man called brian,The man they
called brian, this man calledBriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...