I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's doorI got 29 ways to
make it to my baby's doorAnd if she needs me bad I can find
about two or three more I got one through the basement Two down
the hall And when the going gets tough I got a hole in the wall
(Chorus) I can come through the chimney like Santa ClausGo
through the window and that ain't all A lot of good ways I
don't want you to know I even got a hole in the bedroom
floor (Chorus) I got a way through the closet behind her clothesA
way through the attic that no one knows A master key that fits
every lock A hidden door behind the grandfather clock
(Chorus)