(Che:)Goodnight and thank you HuevoShe is in every magazineBeen
photographed, seen, she is knownWe don't like to rush, but
your case has been packedIf she's missed anything, you could
give her a ringBut she won't always answer the phone
(Eva:)Oh but it's sad when a love affair diesBut we have
pretended enoughIt's best that we both stop fooling
ourselves(Che:)Which means ...Chorus:(Che and Eva:)There is
noone, noone at allNever has been, and never will be a lover,
male or femaleWho hasn't an eye on, in fact they rely
onTricks they can try on their partnerThey're hoping their
lover will help them or keep themSupport them, promote
themDon't blame them, you're the same(Che:)Goodnight
and thank you EmilioYou've completed your taskWhat more can
we ask of you now?Please sign the book on the way out the doorAnd
that will be all, if she needs you she'll callBut I
don't think that's likely somehow(Eva:)Oh but it's
sad when a love affair diesBut when we were hot, we were hotI
know you'll look back on the good times we've
sharedWhich means ...(chorus, substituting "blame her" for
"blamethem", sung only by Che)(Eva:)There is no soap, no soap
like ZazNo detergent, lotion, or oil with such power in the
showerIt's the mother and father of luxury latherThe talk of
the bath, the great ointmentOne little frolic with new Zaz
carbolicYou're scented, you'll be sent(Che:)Goodnight
and thank you Senor JabonWe are grateful you found her a spot on
the sound radioWe'll think of you every time she's on
the airWe'd love you to stay but you'd be in the waySo
do up your trousers and go(Eva:)Oh but it's sad when a love
affair diesThe decline into silence and doubtOur passion was just
too intense to survive(Che:)Which means ...(Lovers:)This is a
club I should never have joinedSomeone has made us look
foolsArgentine men call the sexual shotsSomeone has altered the
rules(Eva:)Fame on the wireless as far as it goesIs all very well
but every girl knows(Che:)She needs a man she can monopolizeWith
fingers in dozens of different pies(Lovers:)