Woke up this morning, started to sneezeI had a cigarette and a
cup of teaI looked in the mirror what did I seeA nine stone
weakling with knobbly kneesI did my knees bend press ups touch
my toesI had another sneeze and I blew my noseI looked in the
mirror at my pigeon chestI had to put on my clothes because it
made me depressedSurely there must be a wayFor me to change the
shape I'm inDissatisfied is what I amI want to be a better
manSuperman Superman wish I could fly like SupermanSuperman
Superman I want to be like SupermanI want to be like
SupermanSuperman Superman wish I could fly like SupermanWoke up
this morning, what did I seeA big black cloud hanging over meI
switched on the radio and nearly dropped deadThe news was so bad
that I fell out of bedThere was a gas strike, oil strike, lorry
strike, bread strikeGot to be a Superman to surviveGas bills,
rent bills, tax bills, phone billsI'm such a wreck but
I'm staying alive[Look in the paper, what do I see,Robbery,
violence, insanity.]Hey girl we've got to get out of this
placeThere's got to be something better than thisI need
you, but I hate to see you this wayIf I were Superman then
we'd fly awayI'd really like to change the worldAnd
save it from the mess it's inI'm too weak, I'm so
thinI'd like to fly but I can't even swimSuperman
Superman I want to fly like SupermanSuperman Superman wish I
could fly like SupermanSuperman Superman wish I could fly like
SupermanSuperman Superman I want to be like SupermanSuperman
Superman I want to fly like Superman