'Cause he gets up in the morning,And he goes to work at
nine,And he comes back home at five-thirty,Gets the same train
every time.'Cause his world is built 'round
punctuality,It never fails.And he's oh, so good,And
he's oh, so fine,And he's oh, so healthy,In his body
and his mind.He's a well respected man about town,Doing the
best things so conservatively.And his mother goes to
meetings,While his father pulls the maid,And she stirs the tea
with councilors,While discussing foreign trade,And she passes
looks, as well as billsAt every suave young man'Cause
he's oh, so good,And he's oh, so fine,And he's
oh, so healthy,In his body and his mind.He's a well
respected man about town,Doing the best things so
conservatively.And he likes his own backyard,And he likes his
fags the best,'Cause he's better than the rest,And his
own sweat smells the best,And he hopes to grab his father's
loot,When Pater passes on.'Cause he's oh, so good,And
he's oh, so fine,And he's oh, so healthy,In his body
and his mind.He's a well respected man about town,Doing the
best things so conservatively.And he plays at stocks and
shares,And he goes to the Regatta,And he adores the girl next
door,'Cause he's dying to get at her,But his mother
knows the best aboutThe matrimonial stakes.'Cause he's
oh, so good,And he's oh, so fine,And he's oh, so
healthy,In his body and his mind.He's a well respected man
about town,Doing the best things so conservatively.