[Quietly]Broke, broke, broke phi broke (we ain't got
it)Broke, broke, broke phi broke (we ain't got
it)[Louder]Broke, broke broke phi broke (we ain't got
it)Broke, broke, broke phi- [Leader:] I've called this
private meeting today because there is an imposter among
us.There is an imposter among us.This brother right here has
been out making beats on the side, yes he has.Pretending
he's broke walking amongst us.This brother has been eating
every day, can you believe that? Eating every day.Pretending
he's with us, he's not one of us.I did not want to
believe this, but I walked into the brother Kanye's closet
and I found new shoes.I found new shoes!Kanye, would you like to
step forward and explain these new shoes?![Kanye: (stammering)] I
was-you crazy, I wasn't, I didn't, um, I was just um, I
was-[Leader:] No, you speak up, brother![Kanye:] I was gon'
stick-I'm tryin to stick to my roots and-[Leader:]
What?[Kanye:] I wanna stick to my roots, and-[Leader:] What?!
You march your new shoes out of here, Kanye.Don't you ever
come back in 'em. Don't you ever come back
smellin' all good, taking showers and shit likeThat, all
right? We don't appreciate that down here at Broke Phi
Broke.What's next?
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