When my friends said 'don't let your heart rule your head', I
didn't really know what to do
I thought 'that'll be the day' but now I have to say, I can see
their point of view
I was in need of a cuddle but I've had too much trouble, and the
rewards have been too few
When they said 'start again' I should have used my brain, but I
didn't and I'm lumbered with you
Sheep go 'baa' and creeps go far, but I'm going out of my mind
I think I took the wrong tack and made a rod for my own back,
because usually I'm pretty astute
But I was so full of booze I felt quite confused, in fact I was
confused as a newt
My heart was just a vacuum 'til I saw you in that back room,
looking as if you need someone too
I should have been led by what my friends said, but I wasn't and
I'm lumbered with you
(Bridge)
I think I've got a fair moan you're eating me out of house and
home, and I mean that quite literally
It was hunger made you start it but you could have left the
carpet, now I've kissed goodbye to my settee
You see my front door's too small and you're stuck there in the
hall, I can't get you to take you to the zoo
And you keep getting bigger if I'd a gun I'd pull the trigger,
but I haven't and I'm lumbered with you
I said, I haven't and I'm lumbered with you
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