Well, there was Anna from AustinAnd Betty from BostonAnd Caroline
from down in TennesseeI was out to getThrough the alphabetUntil I
hit that terrible Z.Well, L was a breezeWith Lottie and LouiseAnd
M with Mavis and MarieI had little troubleWith most I could
doubleUntil I hit that terrible Z.Then I met XonaFrom way out it
PamonaI said, ''This is fate, I
complete.''But I thought with chagrinWhen she told me
in the endIt started with an X and not Z.Now I'm looking
for Zelda'Cause I've never held aGirl whose name
begins with a ZAnd I'm gonna hate myselfIf I die and
don't date my selfA girl whose name begins with a Z.