Your story sad to tellA teenage ne'er do wellMost mixed up
non-delinquent on the blockyour futures so unclear
nowwhat's left of your career nowcan't even get a
trade in on your smilebeauty school dropoutno graduation day for
youbeauty school dropoutmissed your mid-terms and flunked
shampoowell at least you could have taken time,to wash and clean
your clothes upafter spending all that dough,to have the doctor
fix your nose upbetter get movinwhy keep your feeble hopes
alivewhat are you provinyou've got the dream but not the
driveif you go for your diploma you could join the steno
poolturn in your teasin' comb and go back to high
schoolbeauty school dropouthanging around the corner storebeauty
school dropoutit's about time you knew the scorewell they
couldn't teach you anythingyou think you're such a
lookerbut no customer will go to youunless she was a hookerbaby
don't sweat ityou're not cut out to hold a jobbetter
forget itwho wants their hair done by a slobnow your bangs are
curled your lashes twirled,but still the world is cruelwipe off
that angel face and go back to high schoolbaby don't blow
itdon't put my good advice to shamebaby you know iteven
dear Abby'd say the samenow I've called the shot,get
off the pot, I really gotta flygotta be going to that malt shop
in the skybeauty school dropout (beauty school dropout)go back
to high schoolbeauty school dropout (beauty school dropout)go
back to high schoolbeauty school dropout (beauty school
dropout)go back to high school