GIRLYSOUND - WHY I LEFT CALIFORNIA Lyrics

Ok this guy walks into a bar no I'm just I'm just fucking with you

I'm kidding you no there's this young bull and this old bull and

they're standing on top of a hill



And I tried to tell you before

That that's why I left California



So they're standing on top of this hill, right, and they're

looking out over a pasture full of cows, whole fucking pasture,

and the young bull turns to the old bull and he goes I got this

really good idea and the old bull is like, yeah?



And I tried to tell you before

That that's why I left California



Yeah, he's like yeah, yeah I got this really good idea, let's

run down that hill and fuck one of those cows, and the old bull

just looks at him you know he's just looking at him he's like

look I got a better idea young bull is like oh yeah what's your

fucking brilliant idea and the old bull goes



And I tried to tell you before

That that's why I left California



And the old bull goes let's walk down that hill and fuck all of

those cows dig? you know like he ain't been in town long or

something, I don't know



And I tried to tell you before

That that's why I left Calif