Let's walk home past the Beer Store
and take our favourite bottle from the shelf
They say I'm not hurtin' anyone
Lord knows I'm just hurtin' myself
and now I have a life
and I have a thirst
and most days I just cannot decide
which one I should satisfy first
CHORUS:
One I've got a taste for and the other one just hurts
It's my life and my thirst
So I piled up all the empties
I was feelin' pretty weighed down
and I got about halfway there
when I heard that crashing sound
Yes, and I have a life
and I have a thirst
and most days I just cannot decide
GUITAR BREAK
Yes, and I have a life
and I have a thirst
and I'm standing in broken glass
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