FRANK ZAPPA - BOBBY BROWN Lyrics

Hey there, people, I'm Bobby BrownThey say I'm the cutest boy in townMy car is fast, my teeth is shineyI tell all the girls they can kiss my heinieHere I am at a famous schoolI'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'mactin' coolI got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paperLet her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape herOh God I am the American dreamI do not think I'm too extremeAn' I'm a handsome sonofabitchI'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich(get a goodget a goodget a goodget a good job)Women's LiberationCame creepin' across the nationI tell you people I was not readyWhen I fucked this dyke by the name of FreddieShe made a little speech then,Aw, she tried to make me say "when"She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dickI guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quickOh God I am the American dreamBut now I smell like VaselineAn' I'm a miserable sonofabitchAm I a boy or a lady...I don't know which(I wonder wonderwonder wonder)So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suitI jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cuteGot a job doin' radio promoAn' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homoEventually me 'n' a friendSorta drifted along into S&MI can take about an hour on the tower of power'Long as I gets a little golden showerOh God I am the American dreamWith a spindle up my butt till it makes me screamAn' I'll do anything to get a headI lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred!"Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic!Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spasticAnd my name is Bobby BrownWatch me now, I'm goin down,And my name is Bobby BrownWatch me now, I'm goin down,And my name is Bobby BrownWatch me now, I'm goin down....