Tom: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I'm Tom Tucker.
Diane: And I'm Diane Simmons.
Tom: From beautiful downtown Sin City, it's Family Guy Live
in Las Vegas!
Tom: Well Diane, it is one hell of a night for a show.
Diane: It sure is Tom, I'm very excited.
Tom: You know, whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I think of that
movie, “Showgirls”.
Diane: Really?
Tom: Yeah. And you know what else? Sometimes, when I’m sitting
alone at home, or in the shower, or wherever I think about
”Showgirls”.
Diane: Uh huh.
Tom: And sometimes, when I’m driving in my car, I think about
Elizabeth Berkley and Gina Gershon and having girl on girl sex
and doing all kinds of nasty things like spitting on each other
and getting high; the point being, Diane, that Vegas is the kind
of place that stays with you wherever you are. And that’s just
about the highest praise I can give for any town on the map.
Diane: Uh, that’s, uh, that’s-that’s not on the teleprompter.
Tom: No, just some of my own thoughts and musings.
Diane: Well, thank you so much for sharing. And now, ladies and
gentlemen, with the accompaniment of Mister Walter Murphy and
his orchestra, we present the stars of our show, direct from
Quahog, Rhode Island, The Griffins!
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