I'm ice grillin you, starin you down with a gremlin
grinI'm Eminem, you're a fag in a women's
gymI'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake aliasto save me
with in case I get chased by space aliensA brainiac, with a
cranium packed, full of more uraniumthan a maniac Saudi ArabianA
highly combustible head, spazmaticstrapped to a Kraftmatic
adjustable bedLaid up in the hospital in critical conditionI
flatlined; jumped up and ran from the morticianHigh speed, IV
full of thai weedLookin Chinese, with my knees stuck together
like siamesetwins, joined at the groin like lesbiansUhh, pins
and needles, hypodermic needles and pinsI hope God forgives me
for my sins -- it probably all dependson if I keep on killin my
girlfriends(Yo!)Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and
dustand got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed
(don't fall)(Shucks!) I'm an alcoholic and that's
all I can sayI call in to work, cause all I do is frolic and
playI swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a dayof Tylenol
3, and talk about how violent I'll be (don't fall)
(RRARRRRH)Give me eleven Excederin my head'll
spinMedicine'll get me revvin like (ohhh) a 747 jet
engineScratched my balls til I shredded skin"Doctor, check this
rash, look how red it's been""It's probably AIDS!"
Forget it thenI strike a still pose and hit you with some ill
flowsthat don't even make sense, like dykes usin dildosSo
reach in your billfolds, for ten ducatsand pick up this Slim
Shady shit that's on RawkusThis place is my house, I might
as well erase my face wit white-outCuz y'all can't see
me like Mase's eyebrows (where you at?)Climbed out of a nice
house,through the front window and heard this guy shout"Hey
that's my couch, heyyyy!"Pull a nine out during a rhyme
boutWhile I'm rippin this shit, put a clip in it spit five
roundsAnd murder you hoes worse than flippin a convertibleNose
first wit the top off landin upside-downYou're tied down
and duct-taped, fuck rapeI'd rather just hump a slut's
leg wit my nuts shavedAnd Sway & Tech, two disk jockeysBreakin so
many friggin needles I wonder if they injectMet a retarded kid
named Greg with a wooden legSnatched it off and beat him over
the fucking head with the pegGo to bed with the keg wake up with
the 40Mixed up with Alka Seltzer and Formula 44DFuck an acid tab
I'll strap the whole sheet to my foreheadWait until it
absorbed in and fell to the floor deadNo more said case closed
end of discussionI'm blowin up like spontaneous human
combustionLeaving you in the aftermath of holocaust and
traumasCross the bombasWe blowin up your house killing your
parentsand coming back to get your foster mommasAnd I'm as
good at keeping a promise as NostradamusCause I aint making no
more threatsI'm doing drivebys in tinted Corvettes on
Vietnam war vetsI'm more or less sick in the headMaybe more
cause I smoked cracktoday, yesterday, and the day before
sabbathWalk the block with a labradorStrapit more corral for war
than El SalvadorFoul style galoreVerbal cow manureComing together
like the eyebrow on Al (cut)