The offered me the office, offered me the shop. They said I'd
better take anything they'd got. Do you wanna make tea at the
BBC? Do you wanna be, do you really wanna be a cop? (no fuckin'
way)
chorus: Career opportunities are the ones that never knock
Every job they offer you is to keep you out the dock Career
opportunity, the ones that never knock
I hate the army an' I hate the Cambridge Police. I don't wanna
go fighting in the tropical heat I hate the civil service rules
And I won't open letter bombs for you
chorus:
Oi Oi Oi, Carney Givens, Arthur McGilvrey, Bobby Linchsky (I
sounded out the names)
They're gonna have to introduce conscription. They're gonna
have to take away my prescription. If they wanna get me making
toys, If they wanna get me, well, I got no choice
chorus:
Careers, Careers, Careers...... Ain't never gonna knock
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