One day a funny kind of man came walking down this street,he wore
a shoe upon his head and hats upon his feet.He raised the shoe
and smiled at me, his manners were polite,But never had I seen
before such a funny sounding sight.He said, "Allow me to present
your highness wit h a rose"And taking out a currant bun, he held
it to my nose.I staggered back against the wall and then I
answered, "Well,I never saw a rose with such a funny looking
smell.He then began tol sing a song -mm - and sat down on the
ground,You never heard in all your life such a funny feeling
sound."My friend, why do you werar two hats upon your feet ?" I
said,He turned the other way and hopped home on his head