DIRE STRAITS - BADGES, POSTERS, STICKERS AND T-SHIRTS Lyrics

Me and my mate we think you're greatSome we like and some we hateI know him I've seen him on the advertsGot any badges posters stickers or t-shirtsYou were bloody great last time you comeI thought me 'ead was stuck in the bass drumBloody loud, me bloody head hurtsGot any badges posters stickers and t-shirts So how'd you get a start in show bizMy mate's as good on the drums as he isMy mate thinks I'm bloody crackedPlease sign my jacket on the back All them badges made of plasticI think they're great, just fantasticI'm unemployed, he's still at schoolHe gets annoyed 'cause I'm such a fool You don't half sweat a lot up thereHave you got showers in here?You're bloody great, my bloody head hurtsGot any badges posters stickers and t-shirts Yeah, me and my mate like AC-DCHot & sweaty, loud & greasyMy mom says we're a pair of pervertsGot any badges posters stickers and t-shirts C'mon mister We hitch-hiked here in pouring rainNow we've missed the frigging train. Hey! can I have one of them lagers? Thanks very much, mate. Can 'e have one? a-one, a-two, a-one two three four...