It's a God awful small affairTo the girl with the mousey
hair,But her mummy is yelling, "No!"And her daddy has told her
to go,But her friend is no where to be seen.Now she walks
through her sunken dreamTo the seats with the clearest viewAnd
she's hooked to the silver screen,But the film is
sadd'ning boreFor she's lived it ten times or more.She
could spit in the eyes of foolsAs they ask her to focus
onSailorsFighting in the dance hall.Oh man!Look at those cavemen
go.It's the freakiest show.Take a look at the lawmanBeating
up the wrong guy.Oh man!Wonder if he'll ever knowHe's
in the best selling show.Is there life on Mars?It's on
America's tortured browThat Mickey Mouse has grown up a
cow.Now the workers have struck for fame'Cause
Lennon's on sale again.See the mice in their million
hordesFrom Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads.Rule Britannia is out of
boundsTo my mother, my dog, and clowns,But the film is a
sadd'ning bore'Cause I wrote it ten times or
more.It's about to be writ againAs I ask you to focus
onSailorsFighting in the dance hall.Oh man!Look at those cavemen
go.It's the freakiest show.Take a look at the lawmanBeating
up the wrong guy.Oh man!Wonder if he'll ever knowHe's
in the best selling show.Is there life on Mars?
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