It's a God awful small affairTo the girl with the mousey
hair,But her mummy is yelling, "No!"And her daddy has told her to
go,But her friend is no where to be seen.Now she walks through
her sunken dreamTo the seats with the clearest viewAnd she's
hooked to the silver screen,But the film is sadd'ning
boreFor she's lived it ten times or more.She could spit in
the eyes of foolsAs they ask her to focus onSailorsFighting in
the dance hall.Oh man!Look at those cavemen go.It's the
freakiest show.Take a look at the lawmanBeating up the wrong
guy.Oh man!Wonder if he'll ever knowHe's in the best
selling show.Is there life on Mars?It's on America's
tortured browThat Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.Now the workers
have struck for fame'Cause Lennon's on sale again.See
the mice in their million hordesFrom Ibeza to the Norfolk
Broads.Rule Britannia is out of boundsTo my mother, my dog, and
clowns,But the film is a sadd'ning bore'Cause I wrote
it ten times or more.It's about to be writ againAs I ask you
to focus onSailorsFighting in the dance hall.Oh man!Look at those
cavemen go.It's the freakiest show.Take a look at the
lawmanBeating up the wrong guy.Oh man!Wonder if he'll ever
knowHe's in the best selling show.Is there life on Mars?
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