I tried to break into your house on Friday nightI got attacked by
your big dogI tried to play my guitar at your window sideYour
mother said it was her roomI didn't know it!I left my phone
off of the hook one friday nightYou got pissed off and called my
friend.I tried all week to figure why we had a fightWhat did I
say that wasn't rightI didn't know it!Why don't
you be my one and only friendWhy don't you be my
sidekickYou be Robin and I'll try to be BatmanYou be Paul
to my Letterman(your Yoko Ono I'm John Lennon)(you be
Marrie I'm Donnie Osmond)(you're Emmitt Smith and
I'm Troy Aikman)I waited for you once to pick me up from
workYou never showed and I was stuckI left a message with your
dad that I came byHe said you had another guy
Send "Assman" Ringtone to your Cell 
