Put on your yamulkeIt's time for Chanukah (sounds good
guys)Once again it's Onakah The miracle of Chanukah. (give
it up for the Drei Dels)Chanukah is the festival of lights. One
day of presents? Hell no, We get eight crazy nights.But if you
still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas treeI
guess my first two songs didn't do it for youSo here comes
number three!Ross and Phoebe from "Friends" say the Chanukah
blessing. So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and "Will &
Grace"'s Debra Messing.Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon
never mixed meat with dairy. Maybe they should have called that
show "Little Kosher House on the Prairie."We got Jerry Lewis,
Ben Stiller and Jack Black. Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but
you guys can have him back!(Just kidding Tommy!)We may not get to
kiss underneath the mistletoeBut we can do it all night long with
Deuce Bigalow! (I'm jewish!) Oh My God! Sweet Robbie
Schneider is here!Put on the yamukahHere comes ChanukahThe guy
in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica Celebrates
Chanukah.Oooo, good job SchneiderOsama bin Laden--(Booo!)--not a
big fan of the Jews. Well, maybe that's because he lost a
figure skating match to gold medalist Sarah Hughes, her
mama's Jewish!Houdini and David Blaine escaped
straightjackets with such precision. But the one thing they
could not get out ofTheir painful circumcision.As for
Half-Jewish actors, Sean Penn is quite the great one,And Marlon
Brando not a Jew at all ,But it looks to me like he ate
one.Gweneth Paltrow is half jewishBut an aweful time Oscar
winnerJeniffer Conneley's half jewish tooAnd I'd like
to put some more in herThere's Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell,
Beck and Paula Abdul. Joey Ramone invented punk rock musicBut
first came Hebrew school.Natalie PortmanukahIt's time to
celebrate Chanukah.I hope I get an Abrtronicah,on this joyful,
toyful Chanukah.So get a high colonicah And soil your long
johnukahsIf you really really wantukah.Have a happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy, happy Happy Chan-u-kah!
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