[Billy]
Yes, I will go back to school,
And achieve victory,
No man will take what my father has built
Unless that man is me!
[Veronica]
My Billy, sweet Billy boy,
I knew you would go back,
No one can stop you if you try,
Don't I have a nice rack?
[Billy]
Veronica, I thank you,
For beating the shit out of me.
I see things so clearly now,
I choose my destiny!
[Veronica]
Oh, Billy, I knew you had it in ya!
[Kids]
We're here to help you, Billy,
Get back in school to stay,
You gotta work real hard, and stick it out,
'Til graduation day!
[Clown]
Hey, kids, it's me!
I betcha thought that I was dead!
But when I fell over I just broke my leg
And got a hemmoraghe in my head! [chuckle]
[Everyone]
There are obstacles in the way,
But together we shall overcome,
'Cause you can't break a spirit, and you can't
kill a dream,
Do you have any more gum, more gum, more gum, more gum?
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