[Speaking through a microphone]“Good morning students and
faculty, If I could have your attention please. As you may, or
may not know, Principal Cambell will not be here for the rest of
the week due to a throat infection. Leaving me, assistant
principal Dunbar, as the school’s lone administrator for the
next few days.”“Though the policies set forth by Principal
Cambell will remain the same, there will be some additional
regulations you must also follow.”“Number one - smoking outside
the administration building will only be allowed during lunch
periods.”“Number two - the girls’ showering facilities will be
moved from the locker room into my inner office where I can
watch the girls wash their breasts and buttocks while I play
with myself.”“Number three - while showering, none of the girls
will be allowed to snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia.
Eye contact with me is also prohibited.”“Number four - girls are
encouraged to wash each other freely as I build towards
orgasm.”“Number five - while I am ejaculating, the boys
gymnastic team must undress each other spread eagle in front of
me and satisfy each other orally until I have completed
ejaculating.”“Finally, rule number six - any student caught
writing graffiti or defacing school property will be
automatically suspended, unless they are masturbating.”“If you
have any questions about these new regulations, I will be in my
office spanking it with a thumb up my ass.”“Good day”
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