We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back
and relaxI'm the 7 foot man,I've commited no
crime,Bumping my head into doorways,It happens all the
time,I'm 7 feet tall,And I repeat,They dont make a ski boot
that can fit my feet,I'm 7 feet tall,And I dont play
basketball,I'm 7 feet tall,But I'm still just a man,So
of course it hurts me a lot,When I walk into the ceiling
fan,Small people say I wish I was him,But its been nine years
since I've had a trim,The barber says,I cant reach the top
of his head,7 foot man,(ha ha)I cannot hide,7 foot man,I know
cause I've tried,7 foot man,My last girlfriend died,Because
my penis,Is 7 foot wide!!!!!!!!!So the next time you see
me,Walking around,And my head is right about to hit a tree
branch,Tell me to duck down,And I'll pay you back ,Soon you
will see,By getting you frisbee down from that tree,I do what i
can,I'm the 7 foot man,7 foot man,7 foot man