Well I'm upper upper class high societyGod's gift to
ballroom notorietyAnd I always fill my ballroomThe event is never
smallThe social pages say I've gotThe biggest balls of
allI've got big ballsI've got big ballsThey're
such big ballsAnd they're dirty big ballsAnd he's got
big ballsAnd she's got big balls(But we've got the
biggest balls of them all)And my balls are always bouncingMy
ballroom always fullAnd everybody cums and cums againIf your name
is on the guest listNo one can take you higherEverybody says
I've gotGreat balls of fireI've got big ballsOh
I've got big ballsAnd they're such big ballsDirty big
ballsAnd he's got big ballsAnd she's got big balls(But
we've got the biggest balls of them all)Some balls are held
for charityAnd some for fancy dressBut when they're held for
pleasureThey're the balls that I like bestMy balls are
always bouncingTo the left and to the rightIt's my belief
that my big ballsShould be held every nightWe've got big
ballsWe've got big ballsWe've got big ballsDirty big
ballsHe's got big ballsShe's got big balls(But
we've got the biggest balls of them all)(We've got big
balls)(We've got big balls)And I'm just itching to tell
you about themOh we had such wonderful funSeafood cocktail,
crabs, crayfish(But we've got the biggest balls of them
all)(Ball sucker)(Ball sucker)(Ball sucker)(Ball sucker)