The following is a true storyOnly the names have been changedTo
protect the guilty -Well i left my job in my home townAnd i
headed for the smokeGot a rock ‘n’ roll band and a fast right
handGonna get to the topNothing’s gonna stop us, no nothingSo if
you’ve got the money, we’ve got the soundYou put it up and we’ll
put it downIf you got the dollar, we got the songJust wanna
boogie woogie all night longYeh boogieI got holes in my shoesI
got holes in my teethI got holes in my socksI can’t get no
sleepI’m trying to make a millionAnd i got patches on the
patchesOn my old blue jeansWell they used to be blueWhen they
used to be newWhen they used to be cleanBut i’ve got a momma
whose a hummerWhose keeping me aliveWhile i’m in the band doing
drinking with the boysShe’s working 9 to 5(she knows her place
that woman)Just you wait -One of these days see me driving round
townIn my rock ‘n’ rolls royce with the sun roof downMy bottle of
boozeNo summer time bluesShouting out, “look at me”In my rock ‘n’
roll voiceAin’t no fun waiting round to be a
millionaireRepeat“hey hello howard, how you doin’, my next door
neighbour?”“oh yea... get your fuckin’ jumbo jet off my
airport”
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